Waiting at the bottom was Mr. Scary Pants Doberman Who Lives in a Condo.
My gosh. He stared me down unlike any dog has ever done before. I froze. His owner, a half-asleep guy with pajamas yawned and text-messaged while I just about fell down the last ten stairs. I have not been so intimidated by a dog EVER.
I wish I had taken a photo... but what provokes a dog like this? I haven't found a photo on google of a doberman looking like he looked at me. I don't think that people who take photos like that live to blog about it though.
Anyhoo. I saw a native species on Amy's blog and felt inspired to share this petrifying moment of my life.
Mr. Scary Pants Doberman Who Lives in a Condo just seems to have that look though. Not his fault he has teeth... and an expression that would melt your belly fat off. For lack of a better expression. When you're used to a face like this one -
You sometimes forget that there are more, shall we say, larger teeth, fangs, fearesomeness in the world.
Most of the dogs near our condo complex look like this: